does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff
is on the wrong end.
it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never
see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit
banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four
do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare
do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
do you post a bunny? Hare mail
does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter